Squirrel Patrol Dog Bandana — Funny Triangle Scarf
Black
$37.99
Sale price
$37.99
Regular price
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Squirrel Patrol Dog Bandana — Funny Triangle Scarf
$37.99
Sale price
$37.99
Regular price
- Free shipping on every order. No minimum, no threshold to reach.
- 30 days to change your mind. Returns are easy and we actually read them.
- Insured in transit. Lost or damaged, we replace it or refund you in full.
- Ships in 1–3 business days, and usually arrives within 5–12.
- Questions go to Jimmy, who runs the shop and answers them himself.
Your dog has one job in the backyard and takes it entirely seriously.
The fence line gets patrolled twice a day. Every squirrel is a personal matter. You have watched them freeze mid-step, ears forward, completely certain that this is the morning they finally catch one.
This bandana just says the quiet part out loud. It is a soft triangle scarf that ties on in seconds, so the joke comes along on walks and turns up in every photo you take.
- On before you are out the door, off just as fast
- The thing strangers at the park comment on
- Fits small, medium, and large dogs, so it works for whoever is on duty
An easy gift for a dog lover, and easier still if the dog in question is a known squirrel obsessive. If yours scratches at anything around their neck, skip it.